Thursday, March 6, 2008

Football Surprise Birthday Party

Mania # 1 &

In the library, when I ask where is a book that I find, the clerk retrieves handing me the first in the stack of copies.
I'll take it, smile and thank you, then I continue to wander around.
When the clerk turns his back, I sling from the pile of books, and I take one of the means, because it is in better shape not having to suffer the torture of customers picker.

Friday, February 29, 2008

What To Write To Someone Who Had A Baby

Extra-fashionitario

Today, one of those non-EU looking for any way of getting stuck in the road and sell handkerchiefs / wallets / umbrellas / lighters / buttons approached me this: smile, helping hand and exclaiming, with enthusiastic tone, "Hello friend ! Life is Now! One Nation, One Station ".

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Multiblication Table 100 X 100

The day is not there.

Today is February 29. Day
strange, no?
Every four years, we have a free day, a bit 'like packets of snacks that have more, but the price remains the same.
But you realize what this creates imbalances in the order of space and time of things?
Sit back, I'll tell you the sad story of a girl.
One of my classmate, in elementary school, was bound dragging his little body in a different existence from that of all of us kids happy. No, had not come to curse the witch Maleficent newborn.
worse.
She was born ... ON 29 FEBRUARY! * Thunder *
Perhaps at first glance, there does not seem serious, but think about what this means to dwell.
...
birthdays once every four years.
As she turned two, we learn the divisions in the column.
This girl has had sex probably around 5 years, and her boyfriend did not understand why they arrested for pedophilia.
And the poor will have to wait to have white hair, before you can get my license.
All this because the world population will have a day free.